The returrn of the urban outdoorsman....Part 2

"Annabella my love. I am sorry for leaving you the other night. I was rudely interrupted and I promise it won't happen again." My Bolivian muse with green eyes, mocha skin, a pearl smile and a body carved of stone was upset with me. "Vrob, I was ready to give myself to you and you left me," she said, "Vhat's wrong? Don't you vant me?" Once again I found myself in the high roller suite at Bellagio. The marble floors, a master suite spacious enough for a symphony, a panoramic view of the fountains. It was all secondary! Once and for all, it was now time for Annabella and I to finally consummate our relationship. "I'm sorry my love," I told her again, "Of course I want you. I promise nothing will stand in our way this time." She then drops her silk robe and bares her naked body to me. "Vrob," she says, as she is getting ready to accompany me in our bubble bath filled jet tub. "Please don't leave me again. I vant you more than anything in the vorld."

"Hey! Get up! There's no sleeping in the park!" Please Lord, tell me this isn't happening. My Bolivian beauty had once again faded into the abyss. And now in her place was a crew cut looking; sun glass wearing; gun toting park ranger. My initial thoughts at that very moment - "Goddammit, you thoughtless bastard. Why couldn't have you given me ten more minutes? I was oh so close to finally having my Bolivian muse," then I thought again. "OK sir, sorry about the indiscretion. I will be on my way," I murmured. I grabbed my backpack and rose to my feet. I told the ranger to have a nice day and began to saunter away with my darling Annabella at the forefront of my mind. Unfortunately, my thoughts were hampered once again by the park rangers parting words, "Don't let me catch you sleeping in the park again or I will give you a ticket."

The return of the urban outdoors man.

It was the green eyes coupled with the mocha skin that first attracted me to Annabella: No, it was the dark flowing hair and the voluptuous body. Then again it could have been the pearly white smile and the Bolivian accent. One thing was a certainty, it was love at first site when I literally ran into her at the library. She was walking around one corner and I was walking around the other. And just like you see in the movies, I accidentally knocked her books from her hands. We both bend down to pick them up and our heads bump against each other's. Her beauty and aura were simply astonishing. Well, I laid on a little of the Astle charm and the next thing you know we're both in a suite at the Bellagio. "Vrob," she said in her Bolivian tone, "You are the sexiest man I have ever seen. Shall I order us another bottle of champagne?" My heart was racing, I could not for one moment take my eyes off this heavenly creature as I lie in a silk robe on the king size bed with a goose down and pillow comforters, "Yes, my darling Annabella, another bottle of champagne sounds exquisite. This time order the Krug Brut Vintage 1988." She then smiles, giggles and says, "Before I do, I vant to show you something. Vhat do you think Vrob?" She drops her robe and shows me the skimpiest piece of lingerie I have ever seen on a women. "Vould you like me take it off Vrob?"

"Get up motherfucker! This is my spot!" Five more minutes! Five lousy fucking minutes! That's all I needed for my darling Annabella and I to consummate our relationship. "I said get up motherfucker, this is my spot." Why couldn't this bastard find another place to sleep. I told him to fuck off and tried to fall back asleep, but that never works - "Move prick, this has been my spot for three years! Go find another place to sleep!" - There are literally a million places to sleep on the street and I had to pick this one - I had some nasty words for my fellow urban outdoors man as I grabbed my backpack and piece of cardboard, "Thanks a lot dude! I was having every urban outdoors man's favorite fucking dream and you had to fuck it up for me. I am going to remember this!" The thought of turning his nose sideways raced through my mind for a few moments, but then I thought, "What good would that do? Annabella was long gone."

I have been playing urban outdoors man for the last couple of days. It's not a long term thing, it just so happened I had to be out of my apartment before I had anticipated. I thought I had another one lined up, but it ended up being more than I had agreed upon. Anyways, I am hoping by the end of the week I will have some new digs. And most of all, I am praying Annabella will find her way back to me.