The return of the urban outdoors man.

It was the green eyes coupled with the mocha skin that first attracted me to Annabella: No, it was the dark flowing hair and the voluptuous body. Then again it could have been the pearly white smile and the Bolivian accent. One thing was a certainty, it was love at first site when I literally ran into her at the library. She was walking around one corner and I was walking around the other. And just like you see in the movies, I accidentally knocked her books from her hands. We both bend down to pick them up and our heads bump against each other's. Her beauty and aura were simply astonishing. Well, I laid on a little of the Astle charm and the next thing you know we're both in a suite at the Bellagio. "Vrob," she said in her Bolivian tone, "You are the sexiest man I have ever seen. Shall I order us another bottle of champagne?" My heart was racing, I could not for one moment take my eyes off this heavenly creature as I lie in a silk robe on the king size bed with a goose down and pillow comforters, "Yes, my darling Annabella, another bottle of champagne sounds exquisite. This time order the Krug Brut Vintage 1988." She then smiles, giggles and says, "Before I do, I vant to show you something. Vhat do you think Vrob?" She drops her robe and shows me the skimpiest piece of lingerie I have ever seen on a women. "Vould you like me take it off Vrob?"

"Get up motherfucker! This is my spot!" Five more minutes! Five lousy fucking minutes! That's all I needed for my darling Annabella and I to consummate our relationship. "I said get up motherfucker, this is my spot." Why couldn't this bastard find another place to sleep. I told him to fuck off and tried to fall back asleep, but that never works - "Move prick, this has been my spot for three years! Go find another place to sleep!" - There are literally a million places to sleep on the street and I had to pick this one - I had some nasty words for my fellow urban outdoors man as I grabbed my backpack and piece of cardboard, "Thanks a lot dude! I was having every urban outdoors man's favorite fucking dream and you had to fuck it up for me. I am going to remember this!" The thought of turning his nose sideways raced through my mind for a few moments, but then I thought, "What good would that do? Annabella was long gone."

I have been playing urban outdoors man for the last couple of days. It's not a long term thing, it just so happened I had to be out of my apartment before I had anticipated. I thought I had another one lined up, but it ended up being more than I had agreed upon. Anyways, I am hoping by the end of the week I will have some new digs. And most of all, I am praying Annabella will find her way back to me.